If you've trotted into Pavilions in West Hollywood to snatch up a few groceries, you've probably spied a squat greasy-looking man in a dark suit standing gamely by the front entrance - or - flying around the grocery store acting like he's a movie star (or owns the place).
Uh-huh!
The bizarre pinted-sized security guard actually sports ultra-dark sunglasses - and appears to be suffering from delusions of grandeur - at best.
If he puffed himself up anymore - when shoppers strolled by - I expect he'd literally float away into the great blue yonder!
Talk about bad manners.
In my estimation, there's nothing worse than an employee - male, female, whatever - who doesn't know their station in life.
I'm surprised that Pavilions hasn't called him up on the red carpet - especially in view of his tendency to gossip about their customers - just an earshot away.
He's kind of like the poor kid who has his nose pressed up against the window of the bakery shop. In spite of the fact the delectable puff pastries are just inches away, they're just out of reach, you betcha.
No wonder he puts down the shoppers behind their back.
He's green with envy, go figure!
Next, he'll be helping himself to the goodies, just wait and see.
I'd keep my eye on that one if I were the store manager.
He must be hiding from something behind those ubiquitous shades that cover half his face, don't 'ya think?
As long as the creep stays clear of me, I'll be happy.
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