Slimmed-down handsome look for Perez!
I was channel-surfing last night, when I stumbled on a segment of Perez Hilton's Public Access tabloid-style TV show.
OMG!
As it turns out, Mr. Perez just happens to be "this-close" to POP PRINCESS Lady Gaga, and boasts exclusive access to her every kinky thought and romantic whim.
In one funny segment, the Queen of Gossip led the dazzling show-biz wonder into the well-equipped kitchen, where she - in torquoise "do" - proceeded to whip up a tantalizing entree for a gushing dishy Perez.
With tongue-in-cheek, the celebrated blogger later strode into the boudoire with Lady Gaga in hand, where she stretched back in all her sexy presence (and a third stylish fashion turn).
"I feel so inadequate," Perez blushed.
In more ways than one, I expect, eh?
Just Kidding!
After exchanging a few f**k notes (Perez alleges he hasn't had sex with a man in over a year), the twinsome twosome got down to the nitty-gritty (the specifics of her stage performances, and what-have-you).
Throughout the broadcast, as I toyed with my HD Video Camera, I managed to capture a few of the sizzling-hot highlights in all their salatious glory.
Though I'm tempted to upload a smattering of them on my YouTube Channel on the World Wide Web - and leash 'em on Lady Gaga's adoring fans overseas - I hesitate (in spite of the fact both Perez and Lady Gaga are friends on MySpace).
Uh-huh!
When it comes to copyright infringement, I walk quietly and carry a big stick.
Oh well, perhaps I'll just store the lot of them in a "cloud", and pull 'em up one rainy day when I'm in precious need of a smile.
Later!
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