Overnight, the broadcast airwaves were all awash with the titillating news that John Travolta has become embroiled in a sex scandal of epic proportions.
For starters, a masseur has alleged in court documents filed this past week, that the “Saturday Night Fever” star not only exposed himself – but, also - “groped” the man (yes, it was a dude, folks) while his magic fingers were working wonders on Travolta’s unsightly overweight bod.
Of course, the rumors have circulated in Hollywood for years (and not just behind closed doors) that the handsome high-profile celebrity played both sides of the fence (if you catch my drift).
Has his marriage just been a sham to cover-up his after-hours escapades in-between-the-sheets?
Travolta's representative has declared that the litigation is total nonsense.
"This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred," a rep for Travolta told Entertainment Weekly.
The incident allegedly unfolded on Jan. 16th.
According to the "John Doe" plaintiff, Travolta asked the masseur to meet him on a street corner, where he later plucked him up off the street in a snazzy black SUV.
At an upscale Hotel nearby, Travolta allegedly stripped down and became "semi-erect" right off-the-bat (no pun intended), at which point he proceeded to suggestively remove a towel covering his ample ass, touched the masseur's private parts repeatedly, and tried to coax the startled male into going farther.
I'm get aroused already, aren't you?
Actually, Tattler readers may recall that I once reported on another seamy incident which landed Travolta on the front-page of one of the National gossip tabloids as.
A porn star swore up-and-down to probing reporters at the low-brow rag (for big bucks, no doubt!) that he had once indulged in a long-term affair with Travolta that proved to be quite profitable for the enterprising exhibitionist.
Because Travolta did not respond to the allegations – or sue for libel on that occasion – most folks assumed that the xxx-rated performer's tawdry sex tale must have been true.
A member of a gym in the Valley also alleged in recent years that John exposed himself in the club sauna.
After noting that John's manhood was quite "impressive", he underscored for the record that he did not respond to the overt sexual advances since he was straight (an avowed heterosexual).
That revelation must have been embarrassing for the talented actor when it hit the fan too.
You’d think that by now, John would have learned, that sexual indiscretions can get a dude into a lot of serious trouble, eh?
Well, you know what they say.
A stiff dick has no conscience.
By the way, at press time a morning daily reported that Travolta’s handlers have vowed that their client will file a cross-complaint to exonerate himself.
I wonder, will the plaintiff have to identify John’s cock to win the suit?
News at 11!
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