
In a recent interview, Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson fessed up that he’s lousy with money.
“I always blow it,” he joked to a probing interviewer hanging on every syllable.
Me, too!
Just slips through my delicate finger tips somehow.
For a boy who dresses “up” pretty casually, tools around in a junky old pick-up truck (purchased for a song on Craigslist) and smokes on electric cigarettes (he’s trying to kick the nasty habit) ‘ya have to wonder what the thespian does with his share of the coin of the realm (here and across the big pond).
Gourmet meals?
Fine wine, women (!) and song?
Primo ‘bud”?
Though Pattinson has been anxious to chat up talk-show hosts about his new flick – "Cosmopolis" – mum’s been the word on the recent Kristen Stewart betrayal.
For good reason, conniving high-profile anchors have been trying to lure the hunky English actor into the “hot seat” to get the scoop on the scandal to beat all scandals in recent decades.
Dahlinks, just think Liz and Dick, of yesteryear.
Because Pattinson's been tight-lipped about the nasty split (he doesn't kiss-and-tell, after all) it has begged another question.
Is “Cosmopolitis” the feature that will prove the teen heartthrob can act?
OMG!
And, Robert thought that up ‘til now he has been acting his little heart out.
Imagine that!
While he’s been toiling away on low-budget indies, his co-stars – Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner – have broken into the loftier realms of big-budget features that bespeak SUPER STARDOM.
If he had his druthers, Pattinson would probably reflect on the issue this way.
“I’ve been paying my dues!”
No wonder he’s broke (in spirit, at least).
Maybe someone will sign up the kid (with a lot of potential) to a whopping three-picture deal.
Make sure one of the projects is a musical, eh?
Show tunes are big with gay audiences, after all.
Every “head” (and cinematic taste) in the theatre counts, 'ya know?
And, stay posted for updates on the never-ending “saga” of the jilted Twilight star, as he searches for true love, peace, and a happy ending over the rainbow somewhere!

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