Bottoms up, Jane!
The other night on Dave Letterman, Jane Fonda strode out from behind the curtain - dressed to-the-nines in an chic elegant outfit - and plunked herself down on the hot seat at-the-ready to plug her new movie "Peace, Love & Understanding".
"Is it true you speak french fluently in the movie," Dave quizzed the aging - but still lovely - Hollywood superstar.
Jane nodded graciously in the affirmative.
"Was it that difficult," the toothy talk-show host probed further.
"I learned how to speak French in bed," she quipped, without batting a pretty eyelash!
Letterman's jaw literally dropped.
I suppose it slipped his foggy little head that Ms. Fonda used to be married to a notoriusly kinky film director by the name of Roger Vadim.
Jane, I learned how to speak French in Montreal, so that I could get sizzling-hot dates in-between-the-sheets.
Of course, the fact that I am Canadian, was pretty darn helpful.
As you are no doubt aware, Canucks are all bisexual - I mean - bilingual.
We should exchange notes some time, Jane.
How 'bout a little pillow talk, you and me?
Just kidding!
Jane would do anything Vadim asked!
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