Julian Ayrs Celebrity News...Madonna anxious to dump estate! Lady Gaga album interactive! Beyonce to perform at White House!











Madonna…is anxious to sell her luxury estate in the Hollywood Hills. Over the past few months the rebuilt and re-landscaped property was only being shown to select bidders by private appointment only. But, according to local Realtors, Madonna just switched to a multiple-listing to further her chances of dumping the property at a whopping $22.5 million. The Manse – which boasts gabled rooftops – rests on 1.17 acres of prime real estate and is accessed by an impressive 500-foot tree-lined driveway. The ritzy digs include a nine-bedroom main house, resort-size lap pool, tennis court, theatre screening room, art studio (natch), a well-stocked bar, and 17,000 square feet of living space. Obviously, Madonna doesn’t play poker, or she wouldn’t tip her hand about how desperate she is to sell and move on. Too rich for my blood, that’s for sure.

Beyonce…the pretty chanteuse’s calendar is getting booked up real fast with prestigious gigs, signaling that the stage Diva’s popularity is not waning in the least. The chart-topper (and headline grabber) is slated to warble at President Obama’s upcoming Inaugural Celebrations at the White House later this month, for example. And, then she’ll no doubt dazzle Super Bowl fans (and music-lovers alike) when she sashays onto the stage on February 3rd at the biggest sports event of the year. A post-baby album is also in the works, folks! Stay posted for updates.

Lady Gaga…while we’re on the subject of recording, word out of the Pop Diva’s camp is that the star of the concert circuit (to her little monsters, at least) has whipped up about 50 tunes that will be considered for pressing on her much-anticipated upcoming release AIRTOP. Ga has promised that the album will be a novel one, in that it will be completely interactive! A ground-breaking move for the music biz, don't 'ya think? We’ll see!

Cyndi Lauper…took a career turn this past week when she entered the topsy-turvy realms of reality TV. The Show titled “Cyndi Lauper: Still So Unusual” (which broadcasts on Saturday evenings at 9 p.m. on Wetv) follows the Pop Icon through the course of her hectic daily schedule. At first, husband – actor David Thornton – was aghast at the thought of the family being scrutinized under the glare of the sizzling-hot spotlight (he being a trained professional thespian who studied at Yale, after all). “We originally wanted to do a scripted comedy, but I realized that my life is a comedy, so we might as well film it,” giggled Lauper in a frank interview recently with one of the show-biz tabloids. “I think the show is fun. It shows the struggle with the juggle. For most women, it's really hard to work and have a family, and we kind of want it all. I am lucky because my husband helps me so much, but I think that people can relate because it's about trying to do well and stay close as a family.” I’m in your corner, and pulling for ‘ya, Cindi!


       




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Golden Globe Awards...traffic snarls in Beverly Hills! Fey & Poehler do hosting honors!









Last evening the snarl of traffic started up early in Beverly Hills during rush-hour on the approach to Wilshire & Santa Monica Blvd where the Foreign Press Association is gearing up for their annual splashy soiree.

Delivery trucks, set dressers, and party organizers descended on the ritzy Beverly Hilton Hotel to do their magic for the Golden Globe red carpet ceremonies about to light up Tinseltown tomorrow night on Sunday, January 13th in Beverly Hills.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are slated to host the 70th Annual event - which should be a hoot - with the winsome twosome at the helm!

Coincidentally, both women of-the-hour are up for a coveted statuette this year (competing against each other, in fact, in the same category). Fey (30 Rock) and Poehler (Parks and Recreation) are both nominated for best actress in a television series (comedy or musical).

There may be some hair-pulling and eye-scratching backstage, don't 'ya think, in true Hollywood-style fashion? Oh, would I like to be a fly on the wall on that soundstage!

Other nominees this year include Steven Speilberg for Best Director (Lincoln) with acting nods going to Daniel Day-Lewis (Best Leading Actor), Tommy Lee Jones (Best Supporting Actor) and Sally Field (Best Supporting Actress) for work on the same celebrated film which nabbed 7 nominations in total.

"Lincoln" led Thursday's Academy Award nominations with 12 nominations, by the way.

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association nominated a handful of dramatic films with widespread appeal across the board this year which included Tarentino’s “Django Unchained”; Ben Affleck’s “Argo”; Kathryn Bigelow’s controversial film about the capture and murder of Osama bin Laden “Zero Dark Thirty”; and Ang Lee’s shipwreck adventure “Life Of Pi”.

The best comedy or musical nominees in the film genre include “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”, “Les Miserables”, “Moonrise Kingdom”, “Salmon Fishing in Yemen”, and “Silver Linings Playbook”.

Of course, the big spotlight will be on the red carpet and the talented, scandal-ridden stars, who trot down it.

A-list celebrities expected to turn out and offer up entertaining (or off-the-wall boring) speeches at the podium include George Clooney (a darling of the foreign press), Meryl Streep (always suffering from an embarrassment of riches), Jennifer Lopez (fat rump, and all), Adele (slated to perform, if I’m not mistaken), Jeremy Irons (a respected actor), Robert Pattinson (still top stud with the teens), Taylor Swift (dressed to-the-nines, I expect), Josh Brolin (in spite of a recent run-in with the law and a night in the slammer drunk as-a-skunk), Bradley Cooper (hunk of the year) to name a few.

In addition to awards being bestowed on Hollywood talent for acting, directing, costumes, set-dressing etc., there will be special presentations during the course of the evening.

For example, The Cecil B. DeMille Award (honoring the lifetime achievements of actors and filmmakers) will be presented to seasoned pro “Jodie Foster”.

Millions of TV viewers from around the globe  will be tuning in to catch all the hoopla, glittering outfits, and hear it live first on the old boob tube, when some performer blurts out an unexpected "F" bomb in an unanticpated moment of excitement, or suffers a mishap (wardrobe malfunction?) on stage as the world gazes on in amusement.

See ‘ya there, eh?






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A couple is in love when...Observations by Julian Ayrs!








You know a couple
is
in love

When they sit
side by side
in a booth

Instead of across
the table
from each other!


Julian Ayrs
Observations
A Collection of Poems
(and truisms)

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News...quote by Julian Ayrs!






No News
is
Good news

That’s why
We have so much news!


Julian Ayrs
The Daily Planet
A Collection of Poems
(and truisms)



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Restaurant picks (by Julian Ayrs)...poor service @ Bossa Nova! No tip!





Although I’ve strolled by the Bossa Nova restaurant on trendy Robertson Boulevard in WeHo many times, I never actually supped there until last week.

One chilly night, I popped in for a light dinner and realized why the patio is such a popular spot to chow down and sip on an exotic cocktail. A table on the edge of the sidewalk affords a perfect view of "The Abbey" across the street – and all the delicious eye-candy – trotting in and out the upbeat watering hole throughout the course of the evening.

Yummy!

The inside décor of the Bossa Nova is nothing to write home about, though. The interior is festive, but lacks any originality or warmth.

The entrees consist mainly of steak or chicken dishes served up with black beans and white rice or straightforward sandwiches like the Bauru (ham with egg) or Lambada (breaded chicken with mozzarella) which puts a spotlight on toasted Italian bread and green mayonnaise.

Try the Tuna Roll (which is essentially a sandwhich folded in with tuna salad and tomatoes).

The Bossa Salad with chicken (romaine, chopped almonds, Gorgonzola) is a lunch favorite, so I hear.

The menu boasts a wide selection of tasty offerings in the evenings. however, with the main thrust being on fish, meat, and pasta entrees reasonably-priced in the $9.50 to $21.95 range.

A glass of house wine (Brut Champagne, for example) will run you about $7.00 plus tax.

When the main course arrived – chicken lasagna – it was sizzling hot and mighty tasty.

Unfortunately, the service was not that good.

I was forced to beg for bread from the waiter, for instance, when dinner arrived. And, when the  server strode back with a basket containing two puny pieces of the "doughy stuff" inside a flimsy basket, I noticed right off-the-bat  that there wasn’t any butter on the serving plate.

Imagine that!

The bus boy actually returned - when asked - with two pats of the creamy topping in the palm of his hand wrapped in foil paper.

A classy restaurant would have served it up with a butter knife on a china plate, for starters.

At this  point, it was pretty obvious to me that the staff weren't very well trained or sophisticated when it comes to presentation or proper etiquette at the Bossa Nova.

During the course of the meal, the waiter never returned to the table once, in fact.

I guess he was off in the restroom polishing his tacky jewellery or rustling up a business-on-the-side.

After the last bite of my first course, I waited for the server to pluck up the empty plate and offer me a dessert list, an after-drink liqueur, or something.

Nada!

Finally, it was necessary to ask the bus boy to deliver up the bill.

A woman – who was out-of-sight throughout the course of the evening (the hostess?) - finally schlepped over and slipped the tab down in front of me (before trotting off without so much as a word of thanks).

For this reason, I did something I have never done in my entire life.

At the bottom of the bill I wrote in the following:

“Terrible service. No tip!”

I thought it was necessary in this instant case.

If I didn’t leave a tip – with the note – the staff would have assumed I was a lousy tipper.

Then, the waiters would be snickering all over town that I stiffed them for a tip, just betcha!

A gratuity should never be taken for granted by the wait staff.

It is based on a number of things - but quality and service – is first and foremost.

I would be doing a great disservice to other diners in Los Angeles if I just plunked down twenty percent because I felt pressured to do so (and not because it was well-deserved).

Yes, I know that “tipping” is not a place in China.

But, I also know that a tip has to be earned, folks!

Mr. Manners would agree wholeheartedly!




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Importance...quote by Julian Ayrs!



 




You know
you’re
important
when people
have to wait
for you
to
return
their telephone calls
or
reply
to
their e-mails!


Julian Ayrs
The Daily Planet
A Collection of Poems
(and truisms)

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Santa Monica Public Library...staff incompetence and lazy attitude trigger incident! Librarians not all sweetness & light!







Yesterday afternoon I popped in to the Santa Monica Library to hop on the Internet.

Since I intended to log onto my YouTube account to view a handful of videos, I used my Library card to secure the use of a pair of headphones for the duration of my stint on their house computer provided at the main facilities.

At 4 o’clock in the afternoon I logged off and proceeded to the librarian’s desk in the “computer commons” area to turn in my headset.

A young gentleman who was on duty was flitting around the room, assisting other patrons, when he spied me standing patiently at the desk.

At this point, he strolled up to me and asked if I needed assistance.

“I want to turn in my headphones,” I politely informed him with little ado.

Instead of scanning the headphones for me, the lazy son-of-a-gun waved me off.

“Just set it down, there,” he replied. “I’m busy right now.”

In the past, I have always been reticent about leaving headsets on the desk, under the hopeful assumption that the staff will duly scan the headphones in a timely manner - and thus - clear my library card account accordingly.

So, I paused a moment to rethink the situation.

Should I wait for him to return to the desk and visually watch him scan the headphones?

What if someone snatched up the headphones while his back was turned? What then?

Was I being paranoid, or what?

Trusting that he would take care of business, I plunked the headsets down on the desk as instructed, and strolled off towards the elevator.

Well, guess what?

My fears were well-founded!

They don't say I'm psychic for no good reason!

Today, when I attempted to borrow the headphones again, the librarian on duty informed me that the headsets I used the day before were not logged back into the computer.

Uh-huh!

The incompetent unreliable staffer at the Santa Monica Library neglected to follow through as promised - so, of course - the headset wasn't scanned back into the computer records!

In view of the fact the headphones could not be located today, it is obvious at this juncture, that some other patron walked off with the headphones when he wasn't paying attention.

When I explained the situation to the clerk on duty today, she shrugged, and showed no sympathy.

“You checked out the headphones, so you are responsible,” she snapped at me.

Say what?

Although the male worker was standing a few inches next to me, he refused to scan the property yesterday with the flimsy excuse that he was “busy”.

What was I supposed to do - grab him by the neck? - and force him to log the headset back in to the system???

Today, I was advised to go down and talk to a supervisor on duty by the name of Janet Arenberg.

While I waited for her to appear, I quizzed an elderly stone-faced security guard who was sitting at the desk nearby, twiddling his thumbs.

“Sir, is there a security camera recording that area of the Library,” I politely quizzed, after explaining the dilemma with the headset.

“Well, there may be a general scan on that area. But, that would be a low priority,” he snarled at me.

Huh?

A person is being accused of not returning a headset and that is a low priority?

For sure, the library staff – and that security guard (with all the intelligence of a worm) – don’t have their priorities straight at all!

This was even more obvious when Arenberg – an ancient supervisor in charge - waddled out and proceeded to give me an unpleasant once-over.

At first, she was quite adamant that it wasn’t the fault of the library, but – when I pointed out that the problem occurred because of the young worker’s reluctance to do his job – she appear to relent a little.

“Well, I’ll talk to him when he comes in,” she grumbled at me.

“I’ll be happy to meet with him to refresh his memory,” I added on the uptake.

Sheesh!

What a bunch of losers!

Remember the time when Librarians (in the Music Man, in particular) were all sweetness and light?

Everyone at this library appears to have crawled out from under a slimy rock.

If I were the manager here, I'll give all these lay-abouts their pink slips, alright!

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Oscars...James Bond tribute at splashy annual celebration in Hollywood!








In response to the phenomenal success of SKYFALL at the box office this past year, officials at the Academy Awards camp announced that they intend to pay tribute to the James Bond character at the splashy high-profile ceremonies this year.

According to Craig Zadan and Neal Meron – producers of the annual Oscar event – there will be a special sequence on the show saluting the Bond films on their 50th birthday.

Although it is doubtful that SKYFALL will snap up the coveted prize for best picture, the action-thriller – starring Daniel Craig – is a strong contender in several of the technical categories.

For good reason, the special effects were dazzling, folks!

Stay posted for updates!

  

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Downton Abbey...Shirley MacLaine makes grand entrance on Night-time potboiler!







The still-feisty Shirley MacLaine (who once hung out with rat-packers like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in Las Vegas in its heyday) fessed up in an interview that when she met up with Maggie Smith on the set of “Downton Abbey” recently, the winsome twosome reminisced about their “lives & lovers” and the “business and directors”.

Oh, boy, would I have loved to have been a fly on the wall of the sound stage that day, folks!

Ms. MacLaine (Warren Beatty’s sister, by the way) was catapulted into the news the past few weeks when it was announced that she was cast to play the crusty role of an American Divorce on the upstairs-downstairs-style hit drama “Downton Abbey” which has been taking America by storm.

In fact, when the top-rated pot-boiler (night-time soap?) kicks off its third season tonight on PBS, Ms. MacLaine’s character is expected to start ruffling feathers from the get-go when she sashays into the uppercrust environs to mix-and-mingle with the British Aristocrats and interact with their curious circle of snoopy wait staff lurking around every dark corner of the historic castle.

The aging actress – who won an Academy Award for “Terms of Endearment” – made no bones about it, though. While the PBS drama may be challenging, film work can't compare to the stage.

“There’s nothing like it. Nothing,” she stressed in no uncertain terms to her interviewer (who must have been all ears).

Would she contract to perform in a Broadway role once again in the future?

In so many words the comic genius acknowledged that she savored life’s pleasures too much, perhaps, to take on the task because - after all - a Broadway production requires so much discipline.

Maybe if there was a project that focused on the mystical – and a past life scenario or two – she might be tempted, do 'ya think?

Break a leg at The Abbey, Shirley!



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Julian Ayrs Celebrity News...Josh sloshed! Bieb bogarts blunt! Janis exalted on stage!









Josh Brolin…looks like the studly actor – slated to appear onscreen this week in the much-anticipated "Gangster Squad" flick – didn’t quite make it to midnight to ring in the New Year this past week! Just shy of the witching hour, the Santa Monica police department spied Barbra Streisand’s drunk-as-a-skunk step-son on the street unable to make his way home to his Malibu digs alone. Normally, the cops don’t arrest a citizen for being intoxicated in public, but – in this instant case – they wisely hauled Brolin down to the slammer to “dry out”. Of course, TMZ was there to capture the humiliating scenario on film. Stay posted for updates.

Justin Bieber…the Pop cutie was spotted at an after-hours bash with a potent blunt in his hand the other day on the heels of a tragic accident (a fan was run-over by a motorist and died shortly after he snapped photos of the Bieb’s snazzy Ferrari parked roadside) which obviously left the chart-topper a touch rattled. No matter. Within minutes of the TMZ reveal, Justin was tweeting assurances to his followers that all was well. Personally, I’m of the opinion that the young heartthrob needs to be a little less obvious in the future (for good reason). Justin’s flashy sports cars tend to attract attention on the street, so he’s bound to be a target by the police in the future (especially now that they’re keen to the fact he has a tendency to Bogart a joint now-and-then). Surely the Bieb is keen to the fact that cops are known to peruse the gossip rags, too – if only to pass away an hour-or-two – while they’re chowing down on coffee and sprinkle doughnuts at Winchell’s. Don’t say I didn’t warn ‘ya, Justin!

Janis Joplin…while we’re on the subject of reefer madness, it’s a golden opportunity to mention that the Pasadena Playhouse is launching a stage project – "One Night With Janis Joplin" – that was previously well-received in Washington, Cleveland, and Portland (Oregon). The musical puts a big spotlight on the sad life and troubled times of the legendary rock vocalist who died tragically in a Motel room in Hollywood many moons ago. Stay posted for updates.

Glen Campbell…the country-western star – who popularized such tunes as "Galveston", "Wichita Lineman” and “By the Time I get to Phoenix” – just parted with his fabulous home in Malibu. The price tag was a hefty one ($4.45 million). The ritzy property boasts a theater, billiard room, four fireplaces, four bedrooms, 5.5 (?) bathrooms, and 6, 4540 square feet of luxury living space. The singer purchased the real estate in 2005 for the princely sum of $3.425 million. Tidy profit, eh?

And, how was your day?




    

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Edge of the Abyss...quote by Julian Ayrs!







I’m just like any other humble being
struggling on this plane
of existence

Occasionally,
pining for a pat on the back
a nod of approval
or
acknowledgement
for best efforts
put forward

Especially
on those days
when
I am overcome with
dark thoughts
And,
tend to hover perilously
close
to the edge of the
abyss!


Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
A Collection of Poems
(and truisms)


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Julian Ayrs Celebrity News...Kelly Clarkson gay? Patrick Dempsey scoops Tulley's Coffee! X-Factor slump! Ed Burns stalks Robert Redford!









X-Factor…over the past few days I have noticed that Simon Cowell and the American-Idol-style talent show have been rustling up quite a few hits on posts that I wrote over the past year since the upstart first landed on this side of the big pond. There has been a lot of scuttlebutt recently about Cowell’s X-Factor dilemmas and speculation that he may jump ship and return to his old stomping grounds where his career first skyrocketed at Fox. But, insiders are insistent that the acid-tongued Brit is not the type to “go back”. Even still, high ratings are what give rise to a stiff boner in the Cowell scenario, just betcha. One confidant has been whispering that Cowell may have a new project in the works. News at 11!

Ed Burns…fessed up on a minor late-late-night talk show that he stalked Robert Redford in the early days when he was a struggling actor and that the ballsy move paid off. In fact, it launched his filmmaking career. Apparently, Burns was attending an event where the aging matinee idol was giving a talk, when a light bulb went off inside his head. Although a short film he was toting around with him that day at the event was a rough-cut, he saw there was an opportunity to approach Redford in a hallway – and subsequently – elected to seize the day. As the Sundance founder approached an elevator, Burns scurried up to the Academy Award-winner and pitched his project. Redford took the package in hand and uttered up just two words, before turning, and going on his merry way. “No Promises.” A few months later, Burns got a call out-of-the-blue from Redford’s camp – and guess what? – it was a go! Sometimes you just have to a little chutzpah to get your foot in the door, eh?

Kelly Clarkson…rumors have been floating around Hollywood that the American Idol cutie may be “gay” or toying with the idea of “experimenting”. I am reminded of the old phrase we used to use when we were kids. “Les-be friends and go Homo!” Until I spot Clarkson rummaging through second-hand stores for flannel shirts – and chopping off luscious strands of hair to make way for a “butch” do – I am holding judgment. But, it is a titillating piece of gossip, isn’t it? And, you thought she was hopping in-between-the-sheets with Simon Cowell, Hollywood casting-couch style, eh?

Patrick Dempsey…the handsome actor was feeling tweet yesterday when he allegedly scooped up Tulley’s financially-troubled Coffee chain at auction. But, the sale is not final, yet. A Bankruptcy Court Judge must approve the transaction before Dempsey can boast that he’s in-like-Flynn. If the purchase is successfull, I expect he’ll be slapping his face on the signage, eh? Actually, the thespian has noted for the record that he didn't get involved in the tricky purchase just for profit. Dempsey was bent on saving at least 500 jobs (or so he claims). The enterprising star outbid the green-eyed monster (Starbucks) – for now – that is. It is wholly possible that the Seattle-based rival may make a pitch for the java house before the court proceedings are finalized in a month or so. Stay posted for updates!

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Julian Ayrs Celebrity News...Sandra Bullock's "The Heat" a hit? "Heart" inducted into Hall of Fame! Jimmy Fallon fashion bore!









Heart…Band members – Anne and Nancy Wilson (and the famed group itself) have just been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Gosh, Cher must be eating her heart out, eh? "Heart" first hit it big on the charts while musically-based in Canada with the release of a catchy tune titled “Dreamboat Annie”. According to the musicians, their music was greatly influenced by hard rock, heavy metal, as well as folk music. Their popularity declined in the early 1980s, but bounced back in 1985, at which point they experienced even greater success with hard rock ballads well into the 90’s. Fans are no doubt still spinning coveted LP’s which feature Jupiter's Darling (2004), Red Velvet Car (2010), and Fanatic (2012). Congrats, Heart!


Jimmy Fallon…once quite the fashionista, the quirky late-night talk-show host has slipped a little these days, especially when it comes to sporting a bit of individual style on-camera. Last night, for instance, Fallon tossed on a dark suit, which was quite classy, indeed. But, unfortunately he elected to mix-and-match it with a plain white dress shirt and plain dark tie. Boring! A pretty well-knotted tie featuring peacock colors (in stripes or free-floating patterns) would have set the “look” off beautifully. Time to hire a wardrobe consultant, Jimmy.

Regis Philbin…gosh, Dave Letterman must have been stumped for guests last night. What gives, Regis Philbin first up on the slate? Sheesh! That’swas  really scraping the barrel in my estimation. And, Don Rickles – believe it or not – was so “unfunny”. Surprising, when you consider that the aging comic used to be able to bust a gut at the drop of a hat. On Thursday night, he dropped the ball, instead. Time to retire? News at 11!

Sandra Bullock…talk about busting a gut! The previews of Bullock’s new flick – The Heat – were cracking audiences up when they were treated to previews just before a screening of Les Miserables in Santa Monica on New Year’s Day. The out-of-the-spotlight darling may have a winner on her hands, who knows?

And, how was your day?

 
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Screen Actors Guild Awards...red carpet ticket sales for glitzy affair at auction online! Proceeds to benefit charity!






The Screen Actors Guild Awards are not as prestigious as the splashy Golden Globes (to broadcast at the end of next week) or the classy Oscars (slated to be televised on location at the Shrine Auditorium on January 27th) - but, for stargazers – the annual event (where actors honor their peers) is quite an adrenalin rush.

Although the prime seats have probably already been scooped up by - VIPS, actors, directors, producers, and elite power-brokers in Hollywood film circles – there are 135 seats along the red carpet that are going to the highest bidder at an auction that is currently running online through 6 p.m. on January 13th.

The proceeds from the novel ticket sale will benefit the SAG Foundation’s literacy programs, the Catastrophic Health Fund, and Emergency assistance (for starters).

INFO:

http://www.sagawards.org/auction

Good luck on your bids, kids!

 
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No Age...hot band still!

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Julian Ayrs Celebrity News...Tobey MaGuire "Gatsby" acting forced! Hefner ties knot! Jay-Z to score classic film!






Toby MaGuire…over the weekend I caught a couple of the previews for the upcoming release of “The Great Gatsby” starring Leonardo DiCaprio. In the clips for the promotion, McGuire’s acting “style” in the role of Nick Carraway sure appears forced – and – over-the-top. Is Toby trying to reinvent his “look” (and subsequent image the presents to the industry) since he got canned from the “Life of Pi”? Filmgoers may recall that Sam Waterston’s nuanced performance n the role of Gatsby's confidant was reflective and low-key. Stay posted for updates!

Hugh Hefner…has roped in the gal that once got away! There was surprise news from the Playboy Mansion this past week. Uh-huh! The aging Lothario – with a passion for bleached blonds (out-of-the-bottle or not) tied the knot. If the bride looked familiar – well – she was (especially to reality-TV show aficionados). Yes, Crystal Harris jilted Hugh last year when she bowed out of the wedding plans five days before she was supposed to utter up “I Do” at the altar. Would I be correct in assuming there was some “paperwork” (unfinished business) which needed signing before down the aisle? How could Hugh take her back after those insulting remarks she made about his penis and lack of lovemaking skills (when it came to foreplay in particlar?) News at 11!

Jay-Z…by the way, the rumors are flying that the “The Great Gatsby” will feature tunes by Jay-Z (not related to J Gatsby). Insiders have been speculating about the alleged collaboration with the filmmakers ever since a screening of film clips revealed that the Jay-Z-led track “No Church in the Wild” was being used to promote the flick in recent days. Although Baz Luhrmann allegedly contracted Craig Anderson to compose a musical score, Jeymes Samuel tweeted that he and “Z” have been working tirelessly on the project, too. What gives? Inquiring minds want to know.



         
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American Express...rip-off prepaid credit card scam! Customer's funds frozen illegally without notice!








Greedy – ever-scheming disreputable American Express – has gotten into the prepaid credit card scam and Americans around the country are seeing red.

For good reason!

Customers have complained that out-of-the-blue – without warning – their accounts (with cash balances) have been suspended causing charges to be returned to creditors unpaid, their names and reputations damaged, and their funds to be illegally withheld without just cause.

For example, one customer received an e-mail from one contact advising that a charge of $10.00 wasn’t honored by American Express, although their cash balance dictated it should have been processed and paid with little ado.

When the consumer called up American Express on the 800 #, they got the old soft shoe and an annoying run-around by employees.

For starters, the operator was unable to explain why the charge was rejected, and on what basis the account was suspended.

The truth of the matter?

The customer’s account was always in good standing over the past six months, a positive balance was always maintained on the card, and there were no irregularities to warrant the scandalous fraudulent conduct by the credit card carrier.

When pressured for a response, the clerk stammered for a moment before blurting out that the company occasionally did a review of accounts to verify that the information on the record was correct.

Even so, if there were any problems that raised a red flag, American Express was bound by law – and a professional code of ethics (and the Fair Credit Reporting Act) – to give notice first before suspending the account, state on what grounds the card service was going to be interrupted, and explain why the funds were being seized.

In sum, American Express engaged in questionable business practices, acted illegally and in Violation of the Fair Credit Reporting Act, and ignored the consumer’s rights – and their entitlement to a fair hearing – in the process.

I say:

Tear up your American Express prepaid credit cards before you get screwed, too.

American Express?

Leave home without it!

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Les Miserables...Miserable! Russell Crowe does bad Karaoke!








For me, Les Miserables was just that.

Miserable!

When Russell Crowe’s image splashed across the screen – and he opened his mouth to warble a show tune from the popular stage production – I just about laughed out loud.

But, I held back, so I wouldn’t offend fans of the musical at the screening excitedly perched on the edge of their plush seats all around me at the AMC Theatre in Santa Monica (CA).

For starters, the key was too high for Mr. Crowe. If the musical director had of arranged the number in a lower register, the producers may have been able to take full advantage of the Academy Award-winning actor’s distinctive masculine voice.

In contrast, Hugh Jackman appeared to be in his element and right at home. The handsome gent is a triple threat talent, after all, who succeeds in conquering every realm of the entertainment field he saunters in to (seemingly at whim).

Meanwhile, a handful of the young less-seasoned actors struggled valiantly to perform toe-to-toe, and – in some cases – managed to pour out their little hearts along the way.

Eddie Redmayne was a classic example. Ever since his break-out role in “My Week with Marilyn” the gifted actor hasn’t looked back.

In this screen role, Redmayne has turned in a nuanced performance that resonates with the audience. Although his musical numbers were weak - his voice range is limited, after all - the actor's screen charisma makes up for the shortcoming.

Fans were probably ecstatic that he nabbed the demanding romantic lead role of "Marius".

Ann Hathaway was superb in he role, by the way.

Wasted talent!

After all, Les Miserables – the film adaptation – is much ado about nothing.

There just wasn’t enough “story” to stretch out for three staggering hours, folks.

Les Misérables is a French historical novel by Victor Hugo which was first published in 1862 and has been widely considered one of the greatest novels of the nineteenth century.

The title can be simply translated from French to the "miserable".

The novel follows the lives and interactions of several characters, and on the struggles of an ex-convict Jean Valjean, who experiences redemption throughout.

Hugo's masterpiece examines the nature of law and grace - while elaborating upon the history of France, its architecture, the urban design of Paris - and other intriguing topics - such as politics, justice, and moral philosophy, for starters.

Commercially, the work was a great success in France, Europe and the world over.

The film adaptation leaves a lot to be desired, though.

At one point, I dozed off, which is a surefire indication that the just-released feature is - at times - boring and incapable of holding an audience’s attention.

Of course, the lush sets – and beautifully-designed period costumes – are a feast for the eyes.

The cinematography was nothing short of spectacular visually.

There were quite a few cinematic moments which uplifted the audience to emotional highs – in part due  - to a musical score which rose up  and tore at the heart strings from underneath.

Sometimes the camera-work was baffling. For example, in one particularly bad scene, Hugh Jackman's character was placed in front of a blank grey wall for some inexplicable reason.

Duh!

I was forced to consider that due to a celluloid screw-up, the filmmakers were forced to do a pick-up shot. Unfortunately, the shot didn’t match up too well, not to my keen eye anyway.

For most part, the big-budget popcorn movie was way over-the-top!

Every time the strains of the signature theme song floated off the screen, I thought to myself, here we go again!

The director was toying with the emotions full tilt.

Cheap trick!

The rousing (at times haunting) score bolstered the project somewhat, though.

In fact, I found myself singing a bar or two of the music as I strolled out the door of the Theatre (which is always a good sign).

3 Stars!

  

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Pet Peeves (by Julian Ayrs)...Nurses who cram patient's clothing in plastic bags! Wrinkled messes!











If you’ve been to the “Emergency” Department at a hospital, you know the drill!

Once an ailing individual is checked in at the front desk, the nurses on duty urge the patient to take a seat in the overcrowded lobby.

 Now, the waiting game begins!

An hour or two later (!) a nurse will call the patient’s name – at which point – they'll be led to a holding area in the “bowels” of ER where they're iinstructed to strip down to their underwear (if the person is not wearing any, they’ll be forced to flap in the breeze!) and slip on a tacky-looking nightgown.

While the patient is languishing in pain, a handful of staff members trot in and out, poking and probing this way 'n that until the Doctor finally trots in to work his magic (drum up a diagnosis, hopefully).

If the patient needs to be admitted, they’ll be asked to sign a slew of papers – and produce their insurance documents – just before they are rolled on a gurney to the upper reaches of the Medical facility.

At this point, a Nurse takes an inventory of the patient’s belongings, and then proceeds to rustle up a plastic bag.

Here’s where my pet peeve comes in!

Instead of carefully folding a gentleman’s dress dinner jacket carefully, for example, the staff on duty simply cram the man's clothing into the bag wrinkling it all to hell in the process.

Then, for good measure, the thoughtless inconsiderate employee tosses in the dirty shoes on top, to ensure that when the patient is discharged a day or two later they’ll appear for all-the-world like a bum who just dragged themselves out of a ditch nearby.

Cedars-Sinai and California Medical Center are the worst offenders, folks.

Is it too much to ask the Nurses and staff at these hospitals to be a little more careful with a patient’s belongings?

'Nuff said!


 
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Julian Ayrs...being recognized on street! Better famous than not!






Before heading into a grocery store to pick up some bubbly for New Year’s earlier today, I plunked myself down on a bench in WeHo to sift through my morning mail.

Out-of-the-blue, a dude striding down the Boulevard with a friend in tow spotted me – at which point – he lurched forward and invaded my space.

“Heh, you’re a movie star, aren’t you? Aren’t you?” he grilled me.

As I attempted to grapple with the situation – at times like that, I feel a bit awkward after all – he excitedly continued.

“You are. I saw you on Facebook last night,” he quipped, as he turned to his friend and his voice trailed off in the distance.

“He is", I overheard him assure his pal.

Last week, I was strolling down the Hollywood Walk of Fame when a pretty blond looked my way.

“You’re a celebrity, aren’t you?” she gushed.

“Well, some people think so,” I laughed.

It’s gotten to the point where I am recognized everywhere I go.

Pretty soon they’ll be snapping pictures, chasing me down the street, and trying to snatch up a lock of my hair.

No, folks, you don’t want my DNA.

One of me is enough on the face of this Earth, believe me!

Oh well, it's better to be famous than not, eh?




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